Dear Customer Who Walks In At 9:29PM,

seawisher:

Eff you. 
Sincerely,
All Retail Workers

I’m that guy :)

americas-liberty:

republicanhousewife:

lightningthewarrior:

obamadawn:

Find a progressive DEMOCRAT!

remember how most kkk members were republican? i remember.

remember how the democratic party was behind most racism & started the KKK party. I remember & so does history. 

Lightningthewarrior needs an American history lesson. What a buffoon.

americas-liberty:

republicanhousewife:

lightningthewarrior:

obamadawn:

Find a progressive DEMOCRAT!

remember how most kkk members were republican? i remember.

remember how the democratic party was behind most racism & started the KKK party. I remember & so does history

Lightningthewarrior needs an American history lesson. What a buffoon.

Ever forget your own birthday?

Yeah so it turns out my birthday is tomorrow…. Completely forgot until last night…. Stress is a killer lol

Es gibt keine Grenzen. Weder für Gedanken, noch für Gefühle. Es ist immer die Angst, die Grenzen setzt.

God nobody speaks German kitty!!! Stop making us feel inadequate!!!!

(via seawisher)

Ok I need to try this….

armedplatypus:

armedplatypus:

I want to see who of my followers will ACTUALLY submit nudes to me….
I will not publish them
I will not say who sent me nudes
You can anonymously submit them by logging out and going to my submit page.
I won’t judge you at all
I will accept any gender
WHO WILL DO IT?

PS- they don’t have to be NUDE… Undies and suggestive pictures are welcome….

CMON!!!

runningrepublican:

For all the milk haters today

Your a monster!!! Who drinks from the container?!?!?

(via highcapacityassaulttits)

bossrobotdad:

butmuhgains:

rtrixie:

Oh my god please tell me this isn’t real rip Sweden

rip in peace

Holy shit.

Absolutely ridiculous

bossrobotdad:

butmuhgains:

rtrixie:

Oh my god please tell me this isn’t real rip Sweden

rip in peace

Holy shit.

Absolutely ridiculous

(via wheellock)

silentgiantla:

Artist Paints Hyper-Realistic Art That Feature Old-School Snacks And Comics

Florida-based artist Doug Bloodworth is a photorealist painter whose works are influenced by American western classics. 

His oil paintings are unbelievably realistic and feature old-school snacks together with classic comics that are sure to bring back a sense of nostalgia. 

Bloodworth begins his painting on a blank canvas, without the help of grids and each artwork can take him over two months to complete. 

That’s amazing

(via highcapacityassaulttits)

I’ve decided.

I’m a greedy man. That’s my sin to bare. I see lovely women and I want them. I see cool guns and I want them. I see cars and motorcycles and I want them. I see planes, jet skis, fourwheelers, and dirt bikes, and I want them all… I’m a greedy son of a bitch…

Scar! Help me!

Scar! Help me!

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