theamazingindi:


diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via highcapacityskeletits)

pensiveoffensive:

spudsexuall:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

Watch the end it’s so precious

NOOOO

THIS IS WHAT WILL END DRUNK DRIVING I SWEAR

(via seawisher)

Crack, this man is on the crack

Crack, this man is on the crack

(via spooky-dirt-roads)

Screen cracked. No refunds because it was out of warranty…read the fine print lol

Screen cracked. No refunds because it was out of warranty…read the fine print lol

(via spooky-dirt-roads)

ledi-babushka-soski:

ipodiphoneirack:

blackandwhitelullaby:

itsquitealrighttobewhite:

There is nothing more annoying to a liberal and/or a feminist than a proud White hetero male.I am a proud hetero White male. Are you?

REPORT THIS BLOG!!! IT IS TERRIBLE! !!

"HE’S A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN AND HE DOESN’T HATE HIMSELF OR FEEL GUILTY FOR THINGS HE DIDN’T DO! REPORT HIM!"

god what a pissbaby

Damn skippy

ledi-babushka-soski:

ipodiphoneirack:

blackandwhitelullaby:

itsquitealrighttobewhite:

There is nothing more annoying to a liberal and/or a feminist than a proud White hetero male.

I am a proud hetero White male. Are you?

REPORT THIS BLOG!!! IT IS TERRIBLE! !!

"HE’S A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN AND HE DOESN’T HATE HIMSELF OR FEEL GUILTY FOR THINGS HE DIDN’T DO! REPORT HIM!"

god what a pissbaby

Damn skippy

(via americas-liberty)

asker

Anonymous asked: post a nude

swingsoftenroundabouts:

No asking my kitty for nudes…. What’s your major malfunction?!!? Didn’t your mother teach you how to respect a lady?

cerebralzero:

madotsukies:

shinyumbre0n:

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

This Thursday, Scotland votes for its independence.

The BBC is trying to report that Yes to Independence is losing. They’re using photos to imply our gatherings are tiny and insignificant instead of the many photos like those above. They’re reporting that an anti-independence march by the Orange Order (think the KKK with more British flags) was a peaceful pro-union family march. They have been caught editing clips to discredit our First Minister.

There is a protest outside BBC headquarters right now. They are claiming there are a maximum of 350 protesters.

Watch for yourself. There are far more people outside their offices right now and they are being ignored and misreported.

We need to be seen. The only way we’ve been able to disseminate accurate information has been through social media. The media we rely on to spread unbiased information is lying to us, trying to suppress us.

PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS. WE NEED OUR VOICES TO BE HEARD.

this website is very american-centric. please, we need to be heard. please pay attention.

this is a whole country’s FUTURE.

BBC is shit, limey’s are just butthurt Scotland is leaving them, because Scotland has all the resources.

That’s what you get for mistreating a country and it’s people for hundreds of years.

runningrepublican:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

This is it.

This is the bane of my existence. 

Finish her: babality

(via seawisher)

Dear Customer Who Walks In At 9:29PM,

seawisher:

Eff you. 
Sincerely,
All Retail Workers

I’m that guy :)